Homecoming 2005 |
If only drinking was a profession, then I'd have no trouble waking up at 8am everyday |
10.28.2005-11.06.2005 |
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Lindholm and his random halloween hotties |
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Me with the Oompa Loompas' |
Mallory with Willy Wonka and one of the Oompa Loompas |
Too good to be true |
Randoms? |
More total randoms |
Sugar Daddy...sweet costume |
And again... |
Me with the not so fake cops...shit |
It's cool guys, just get in the picture |
Assholes |
Paul about to rip somethin down |
No clue |
And the award for the two gayest guys on Mill goes to...these two homos, congratulations guys |
Mallory w/ the cop horses...they were real too |
Darrel w/ the random glasses he stole |
Mallory down for the count |
Baller Bentley in my rents old Condo parking garage |
Ya, it's that cool |
Kum and Go...sounds like a store in Amsterdam |
When was the last time you saw gas that fuckin cheap...gotta love Joplin, MO |
Biggest McDonald's...stretches all the way across the freeway, don't you wish you could have driven cross country to see cool stuff like this |
The continental divide...kinda cool I guess |
And again... |
Sweet, no flash |
Poker game, weird |
My hand print on Jon's back...I guess I was drunk already |
Beall, Brendan, Sener and Foley |
Very manly Sener, I know I'm impressed |
Jon drivin Courtney around in his cart from Albertsons'...yes, that right, he rode it all the way home, fuckin sweet |
Alysha and Tyson |
Not so hot |
Me and Lysh |
Jon tryin to drive Courtney around the kitchen |
Queerbait |
Shalom is drunk |
Courtney and Lysh |
Beefcake and Shalom before the game @ Walters' house |
Adam...is a homo |
Oh neato! |
Layton after he got kicked in the nuts...ha |
Freshman Paul rememberin last semester one shot at a time |
It's cool, just turn the grill on and reheat it |
Hey! THIS GUY |
MMM MMM, DELECIOUS |
Me and Walter(s) |
Drink chicks |
Down it goes, and Paul may go with it |
I think you got a little bit on your cheek Paul |
Yes, Layton, it's me |
Jon, Paul, Beefcake and Josh |
Layton tryin to prove he is a hard ass |
Adam sure does love that diet Dr. Pepper...wait motherfucker, that's fuckin mine |
Layton pukin after poundin his bottle |
Puke and Rally baby! |
Shalom goin to take a piss |
Lindholm shows up and Darrel jumps through his window and Josh jumps on his hood |
Lindholm is gay |
Pound that! |
Cheesy motherfucker |
Jeff tryin to hook up with the random neighbor |
Jon reassuring Zach he is cool to drive, right before he ate shit out of the car |
April looks confused, she must have lost her drink |
See, she found her drink and look how much happier she is |
Beefcake and Shredded, already wasted as usual |
April and Paul drinkin on the mall |
This just screams, "we're fuckin drunk" |
Jeff and Adam |
Why does everyone automatically pick on Jack |
Deutch makin a cameo |
Good talk Jeff |
Hey Zuke, spell Artichoke |
Beefcake the drunk fuckin monkey...with no shoes |
Beefcake and the random football he confiscated |
Jon, just drop to your feet and curl up in the fetal position, you might survive |
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Me and the Ho Squad |
Playin with our new football |
Me and Hadar |
Gena, Josh and |
Morning drinking is awesome |
Adam and his g/f |
Me and Doctor Carter |
Paul, Josh, April and Jon |
Mark, I have no clue and Paul |
April gettin some love from Fogarty |
Me and Vince, for the whole 30 seconds I saw him |
Me and Tyler |
Graham, Keil and Me |
Josh and some random |
Frye, Me and Eggert |
Gangsta Beefcake |
Eggert and Beefcake |
April biting Darrel's finger...random |
Jon and Courtney |
Poor Courtney |
Me and Seth |
Andy, Me and Chitown |
And again... |
Oh boy Keil, you pimpin now |
Keil, Beefcake and George |
Suwen and Me |
Me and Mikey |
Albert, Me and Darius |
Jon ballroom dancin with Alysha |
Some random kid drinking through his shirt, so beefcake decided to pour beer all over him |
Me and Sam |
Mandy and Me |
Jonnel usin me like a fuckin jungle gym |
Lysh, Jonnel, Susan and Jivich |
Me and Shapo |
Doddie and her friend from home...I think |
Doddie's Friend, Jivich and Dodds |
Me and Dodds |
Jivich and Dodds |
Nice to see u too Randi |
Hadar to cool to get off the phone for 2 seconds |
Me, Hadar and Josh |
Josh makin' out with Beall |
Oh snap! |
Kevin and Brendon |
Foley showin off...sortof |
Beall posing for everyone's viewing pleasure |
Me and Stef |
Jon rolling around on the ground in front of 2 cops and ODB loves every minute of it |
ODB tryin to give everyone a sweet view of Lysh |
Lysh, ChiTown and Big Dick |
Lauren and Me |
Big Dick, Jon, ODB and Alysha |
Gallo |
Me and Gallo |
Some kid that got his ass beat |
Lysh tryin to help Jon's drunk ass inside |
Jon has no clue where he is, and he is kinda freakin that chick out |
Lysh tryin to help Jon up off the floor |
I think it's a lost cause |
Tyson gettin some lovin |
Me tryin to lift Jon up |
Jesus, drunk ass |
I'm number 1!!! |
Me draggin Jon away |
Me and Danielle...yes, it was VERY sunny inside |
Danielle and Lysh, apparently still very sunny |
Josh passed out on the futon |
Lysh and Beefcake at No Anchovies |
Mike after Lysha poured ice water down his back |
Cindy bins, me and Lysh |
Eller...neato |
Beefcake havin another drink he didn't need, my bad |
Beefcake, Lysh and Cindi |
Cindy bins and her boyfriend |
Me and Lysh |
Later kids |
Lysh and Sara |
Lysha and a TPD car |
I think it may have been that guy's car |
Not mine? |
I want one so bad! |
The camera never lies....Jayme Tauber drinking a beer at 9am, AWESOME |
Tyson's shitfield in the back, so gross |
Josh ridin around on the electric cart |